Because you bought the

FOUR-VOLUME SET OF YORKSHIRE FOLK TAKES

we are sending you as a Surprise Free Gift

A Personalised Certificate of Adoption

into

The Grand & Great Assembly of Yorkshire Folk

The Certificate is not a Legal Document & is not Recognised in Courts Leet Courts Wapentake or Crown and County Courts High Courts the Court of Lords Courts et Magisteria nor any other Legally Constituted Court in the United Kingdom nor in any of the Kingdom's Colonies Territories Ceded or Surrendered Realms & Dependencies wheresoever set.

You are now free to roam and rove at will and without let or hindrance throughout all Three Ridings of the County of York within the ancient recorded boundaries and over the ancient Danegeld and to eat or imbibe without limit copious amounts of Yorkshire Pudding - Drip Teacakes - Black Pudding - Pork Pies - Dandelion & Burdock - Yorkshire Mixture - Haslet - Chip Butties - Tripe - and every other delicious comestible Peculiar to the White Rose County of Yorkshire sine die nil desperandum et Juvat Impigros Deus.

"Ey up, arr kid, nah as tha's wanner us, tha mun cum in an' set thissen dahn, an' a'll gi'thee summat ter sup!"